• Skip to main content
  • Skip to header right navigation
  • Skip to site footer

Aging with Don Kuhl

  • Home
  • Blog
  • About Don

My personal heaven

December 16, 2018 by Don Kuhl

Aging Monday

When this aging stops, I’m so darn certain I’m headed to Heaven. Now I need to make a list of what is there waiting for me. It’s got to be good, or it wouldn’t be called Heaven, right?

So this is my Heaven list:

  • Caramel Dilly Bars must be available at all hours of the day.
  • My lovely Mother will be present, but she will have an inability to speak to me, or anybody for that matter.
  • My high school sophomore Spanish teacher, Ms. Klectnor, must laugh at all of Tim McCougah’s and my stupid jokes. She must fail other students who do not laugh.
  • Apples, my frog, will be everywhere, like he is omnipresent.
  • I make an eagle on the toughest hole at Eagle Valley Golf Club. Yes, throngs of fans are attempting to get a glimpse at me through those strange periscopes.

Arrogance doesn’t exist in Heaven.

Or does it?

FacebookTweet
Previous Post:Close call
Next Post:Frank’s trick
Aging with Don Kuhl

Get Don’s Weekly Newsletter

"*" indicates required fields

Name*
This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.

Copyright © 2025 Don Kuhl · All Rights Reserved