After all, that’s what friends are for:
“Don, you may wish to pull up your zipper.”
“Don, do you think your nose hairs are attractive?”
“Don, stop — you told that story yesterday.”
“Don, was it your plan to have a black sock and a dark blue sock on this morning?”
“Don, do you wish to interrupt me because what you say is more important?”
“Don, did you enjoy your garlic bread last night?”
Don, who told you it’s fashionable to always be 10 minutes late for our meetings?”
Sometimes, these are tough words for me to hear — but please, please, dear friends — continue to help me reduce the number of embarrassing circumstances that still pop up in my daily life. That way, I know you still love me.
I might be out of my job