I was hanging out on my front porch with Clint Eastwood and Robert Redford when the topic came up as to why the three of us stay so dang handsome and popular as we age.
Clint went first, “I just keep it simple. I don’t say much, and I always look tough and rugged.”
My pal Robert went next, “I always smile through my eyes. I want each woman to think we have a little secret just between the two of us.”
Of course they both looked my way and wanted to know what kept me so much in demand.
Just as I was about to share my secret, Nigel, that darn dog of mine, licked my hand and woke me from my daydream.